So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
(Source: wars3, via youreakilljoy)
(Source: prettiibish, via youreakilljoy)
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
Bury me in this.
Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.